Have you ever felt like you were being followed at Wredling? Well, that’s not surprising because a student spy has just been discovered. The school is working on getting him out, but it won’t be easy. The spy reluctantly told us his story after three straight hours of harsh interrogation.
This undercover agent was found in the LRC ripping handfuls of pages out of beloved books. The police officer was attracted to the crime scene when he heard screams from both adults and children alike! He took a coat to cover the troublemaker and tackled him.
Mrs. Cannon, the librarian, confessed her concerns.“Naturally, I was shocked to learn we had a spy in our midst. It’s an unsettling feeling to know that we had a student in the building pretending to be a Redhawk- the supplies confiscated in his locker are quite alarming!”
The spy is a sixth-grade student who claimed to be from Thompson. He says that his employer was eager to get revenge. We asked what the revenge was for, and to our surprise, the answer was quite flattering. The Thompson principal was upset because Wredling had better reviews than his school had gotten. Parents of the kids who go to Thompson Middle School claim that lunch is gross, the staff are downright rude, and the bus system is terrible. When the principal, Mr. Augustus, heard people talking about how amazing Wredling was, he decided he had to destroy its reputation. Mr. Loversky used a master key to open the spy’s locker. There were many bad things in that locker, including stink bombs, zip-lock bags full of mud and worms, and spray paint. Staff confiscated all these things and were beginning to lose their patience. After many more times of probing the spy, the interrogators began to emphasize the punishments for breaking into a school and assuming a false identity. The spy finally gave in, and he reluctantly gave the phone number of his principal. When Wredling’s brave staff stepped out of the room to call Thompson, the scout snuck out of the open window! By the time someone was sent to check on the scout, he was long gone. Mr. Loversky confirmed to us that the spy has changed disguise and is on the loose once more.
One frightened parent talks about feeling uncomfortable with the closeness of her child’s locker to the spy’s. She complains, “This is insane! Swift actions must be taken to remove him from the school completely!”
A student tells us, “I’m TERRIFIED! I don’t feel comfortable with the school’s conditions!” We reassured her that the spy would be caught and punished once his new identity collapsed.
The staff were directed to check the security cameras daily and report any strange behavior from students. If there is any suspicion, the locker of the strange child will be cleared, and the SWAT team will be called immediately. Students are determined to help discover this agent, even if it means calling out their friends.
Watch out because an angered spy is running wild around Wredling once again. If you suspect anything suspicious or out of the ordinary, tell a staff member. Wredling may never catch this spy, but be assured that the staff will try their best.
